You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
she smelled like a LAN party
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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