Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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