just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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