Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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