Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
