I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Be still, my beating vagina.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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