To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Acid is not a monday night drug
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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