i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
where am i from again
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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