is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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