I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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