For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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