Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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