Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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