There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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