if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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