I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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