dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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