YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
