Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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