Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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