I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
