dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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