Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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