i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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