I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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