Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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