maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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