Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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