i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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