so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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