thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
