i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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