just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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