tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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