Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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