In the future we'll all be gay
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
These tits shall not be calmed
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