the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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