great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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