help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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