Having a random hookup so left but love u
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
