Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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