Pants 0. Shit 1.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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