well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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