And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
