oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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