I just made out with a guy for $7.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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