Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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