ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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