It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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