this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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